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Become who you are, before it's too late

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

(Source: lindsaybluth, via laughbitches)

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

(Source: lindsaybluth, via laughbitches)

michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

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precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

image

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zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via laughbitches)

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: thetwelfthtardis, via emmablackery)

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

(via laughbitches)


David Bowie high on cocaine describing airplane take offs.
floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

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