my sister will occasionally do this thing where she goes on my twitter and she will just read my tweets to me. honey. I know. I posted them. I know what I said you wombat
do you ever wonder how people even find your blog
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for
*doesn’t bother to fix typo because you know what the fuck i mean*
I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.
recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign
sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign”