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my sister will occasionally do this thing where she goes on my twitter and she will just read my tweets to me. honey. I know. I posted them. I know what I said you wombat

finnxodairr:

do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

cactsus:

*doesn’t bother to fix typo because you know what the fuck i mean*

truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy