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comfemgem:

Things I used to laugh at:

  • actual jokes

Things I laugh at now:

  • "en garde, fuckboy"
kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

pucelle-ryev:

1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

"If you think Im badass, here’s some things to confirm it"

No limit
  • 1.Kissed a girl?

  • 2.Kissed a boy?

  • 3.Had sex in public?

  • 4.What’s your religion?

  • 5.What does your URL mean?

  • 6.Reason you joined tumblr?

  • 7.Do you have any nicknames?

  • 8.Do you like bubble bath?

  • 9.Kissed in the rain?

  • 10.Dyed your hair?

  • 11.Soup or salad?

  • 12.Vegetable or meat?

  • 13.Go out drinking?

  • 14.Smoke cigarettes?

  • 15.Smoke weed?

  • 16.Do any hard drugs?

  • 17.Have you had sex today?

  • 18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

  • 19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

  • 20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

  • 21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

  • 22.Tried to commit suicide?

  • 23.The last time you felt broken?

  • 24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?

  • 25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

  • 26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?

  • 27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?

  • 28.Do you sing in the shower?

  • 29.Do you dance in the car?

  • 30.Where were you yesterday?

  • 31.Ever used a bow and arrow?

  • 32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

  • 33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?

  • 34.Is Christmas stressful?

  • 35.Favorite type of fruit pie?

  • 36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

  • 37.Do you believe in ghosts?

  • 38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

  • 39.Take a vitamin daily?

  • 40.Wear slippers?

  • 41.Wear a bath robe?

  • 42.What do you wear to bed?

  • 43.Do you want to get married?

  • 44.Can you curl your tongue?

  • Relationship preference:

  • 45.How many relationships have you had?

  • 46.How can I win your heart?

  • 47.what makes a great relationship?

  • 48.Shy OR open?

  • 50.Religious OR non-religious?

  • 51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?

  • 52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

  • 53.Piercings OR no piercings?

  • 54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?

  • 55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

  • 56. **Ask your own**

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

rebloggedcucumbers:

mybodypeaceofmind:

symphonyofawesomeness:

All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.

TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

This is actually a really lovely artistic reference as well. Also HOLY SHIT NEW REBLOG SYSTEM??? dang.

rebloggedcucumbers:

mybodypeaceofmind:

symphonyofawesomeness:

All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.

TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

This is actually a really lovely artistic reference as well. Also HOLY SHIT NEW REBLOG SYSTEM??? dang.

pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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